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Article TPF Hits 57012 | Last Modified
Tiny PHP Forum by Ralph Capper. Sadly, TPF is no longer supported by me. At some point in the future I might re-write it and re-release as a new version. You can find some information about it on this page though.
Misc Spam Hits 53320 | Last Modified
Unwanted, unsolicited email...
Misc Apple Crumble Recipe Hits 20499 | Last Modified
The classic dessert that they forced me to learn in Home Economics class at school. It remains unchanged except that I now make my own apple sauce, rather than buying it.
Article Talk Talk Hits 13195 | Last Modified
This is a record of the problems I had with TalkTalk broadband some time ago.
Misc Apple Wine Recipe Hits 8123 | Last Modified
An old, trusted recipe. However, be sure to make extra care with sterilisation, and be aware that the type of apple dramatically changes the finished flavour.
Misc Blackberry Wine Recipe Hits 7195 | Last Modified
A nice dark wine, I like it sweet.
Article HP Officejet 6310 Chat Hits 6747 | Last Modified
I bought an HP Officejet 6310, and had some problems. This is the online conversation I had for 'support'
Misc Webcam Hits 5273 | Last Modified
Just me, at my desk, usually drinking cans of beer. I'm usually here after 7pm GMT, and at weekends.
Misc American Style Pancakes Recipe Hits 5241 | Last Modified
These are great. There are a lot of pancake recipes around and this is the result of trying a lot of them. I make this at least once a week. Simply double up the recipe to make more.
Misc ASP / VB Script Smart-tag stripper Hits 4119 | Last Modified
Often, input comes from MS Word etc, which tends to insert a great deal of 'smart tags'. Combine this with the problems of Euro characters, copyright, accented letters etc, and you shortly have a database full of text that displays as square boxes once it has been through your ancient Cold Fusion code.
News Amazon.co.uk - where's my stuff? Hits 3762 | Last Modified
Trouble with an Amazon.co.uk delivery? CDs not turned up? Ignoring your emails? Read on... I used to love Amazon. I used to buy a lot of books and computer games from them. But no more... Never again! Why? Because they recently took 15 days to deliver a book to me, and their customer service is the worst I've encountered since Talktalk, and that's saying something.
Misc Java Hits 3395 | Last Modified
All pages related to Java on Ralpharama.
Misc Carrot Wine Hits 3265 | Last Modified
This is pretty hard-core stuff, more whisky than wine! Matures over a year or so in bottles well.
Misc Excel Games Hits 3052 | Last Modified
Some more unfinished things. These were games written in Excel by myself back in 2004 and earlier. In jobs with nothing on a computer except Excel it is still possible to entertain yourself!
Misc Damson Wine Recipe Hits 2807 | Last Modified
A pleasant, dark, full wine. I like it sweet.
Misc Javascript onloadRegister is not defined Hits 2551 | Last Modified
If you're getting mysterious javascript errors such as 'onloadRegister is not defined' when using Facebook, or Twitter etc, then read on, this might be the solution you were looking for.
Article Nokia N95 8GB - Contact names not showing Hits 1985 | Last Modified
I searched for an answer for this for an age. When people call or text me, their names didn't show up, just their numbers, even though they were in my address book. Not all of them though - just some! Some people worked fine!
Misc Access denied by access control list Hits 1855 | Last Modified
My wife called my to the computer as there was an odd message on the screen.
Blog Bloody Natwest Hits 1851 | Last Modified
Natwest have a problem with me because I won't give them my phone number. It makes them cranky and irritable. So they often send me letters urging me to get in touch as they had 'a problem' phoning me. Invariably, they want to speak to me in order to convince me to take out a loan instead of using my overdraft and credit card balance.
Misc Javascript link-hover-box thingy Hits 1713 | Last Modified
You know how long I've been trying to figure out how to do a nice little hover-box pop-up when you dither on links?