Why did the felt chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but there it is, walking towards me with a felt chick. Almost two dimensional, they peck at the ground occasionally. I throw some crisps crumbs I'm eating towards them but they're ignored. Maybe I need felt offcuts? In a horrible moment the chick is mown down by a car that thunders past on the dusty road, but it then just gets back up and wanders on.