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Two builders outside are standing around talking as I put the cover on my bike.

'I didn't think you had a bird.'

'What?'

'I didn't think you had a bird.'

(defensively) 'I do have a bird!'

'Well, I didn't think you had one.'

'Why? (suspiciously) Did you think I was gay?'

'No. (long pause) But I didn't think you had a bird.'

(it goes on)

Like Waiting for Godot for our modern times.