I was in a pub where sexual deviants met every Friday evening to have fun and network. There was a room upstairs for moments of intimacy. A pretty woman started talking to me and asked if I'd watch her as she did her thing, as it excited her. I agreed, why not? In the room she spent a long time painting makeup on the wall in various places, then positioned her face against the wall so it matched the makeup. 'How's this?' She'd say breathlessly, and then move on to the next one. I woke up a bit bewildered.