Rob tells me he's bought me a new motorcycle. 'It's a project.' He tells me as he walks me outside. It's some kind of old Suzuki GSX, covered in rust. It's got a huge clear plastic tank attached to the back with metal brackets, and another one over the petrol tank on the front. 'Oh... What's this tank for?' I ask. 'Ah, extra water.' He says. 'Water?' 'Yeah, you never know when you'll need extra water!' I consider this. 'And the front one?' 'Petrol!' He tells me. I look at the bike for a while. 'It's a bit hard to get on and off, or, you know, see much with them on it though?' Rob, excitedly tells me 'Well yes, but you can ride for days on this baby without even stopping!'