Waiting, we go into a cafe and order coffee. A woman is weeping over her potato pancakes. I offer her some potato pancake topping I've found in my coat pocket. She perks up. As she tries it her eyes bulge. 'OH MY GOD!' she shouts, then starts to convulse. 'Are you... okay?' I ask, slightly worried. 'That's the best thing I've EVER eaten!' she shudders and spoons more greedily into her mouth. She's just orgasmed, I realise. There's a crowd now. The owner of the cafe leans over to me and whispers in my ear, 'Can you make me some more of that?'