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  • 08:25, 1 August 2018 (diff | hist) . . (+22). . Malcom Mckenzies was holding court in the club(current)
  • 08:24, 1 August 2018 (diff | hist) . . (+4,156). . N Malcom Mckenzies was holding court in the club(Created page with "'''A short story...''' Malcom Mckenzies was holding court in the club, a dozen members leaned in to listen. "So, after losing the regiment I headed north-east hoping to pick...")
  • 06:48, 19 April 2017 (diff | hist) . . (+1,553). . N Pure evil(Created page with "Dream. I'm on a quest, there are two people I need to find, at the top of that there building. 'Though,' says the old man, 'there is a demon. Pure evil.' I stare at the buil...") (current)
  • 06:44, 19 April 2017 (diff | hist) . . (+1,325). . N Ants(Created page with "Dream Where is everyone? The bar is closing, ah, there they are, been on a pub crawl eh? What's everyone having? I ask, then my mum appears and takes me by the arm. I need fi...") (current)
  • 06:42, 19 April 2017 (diff | hist) . . (+743). . N Man in the Mask(Created page with "Dream. We've got to go, where's Katherine? I leave and go to look for her, ah, there she is. She's bound but standing and tied to a long cable, I follow the length of it wit...") (current)
  • 17:17, 12 April 2017 (diff | hist) . . (+5,666). . N Ghed(Created page with "A sci-fi story I started and then completely forgot about. There's another 1000 words ten years later. As I remember there was a global conspiracy, a game, and assassins... H...") (current)
  • 11:43, 5 October 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,103). . N Weeing(Created page with "Dreams when needing to wee. The only way to get back up north is to transport some slightly dodgy materials with the Scrap Crew in their monster truck that relentlessly trav...") (current)
  • 10:55, 21 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+666). . N Nails(Created page with "Dream. 'Eat in my best car will you?' the gang boss is furious. He points to the large chocolate bar that has been left open on the front seat, I peer forward and stare at i...") (current)
  • 18:26, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+2,176). . N Jose(Created page with "Adventures in Airbnbing. It's felt a little like Jose has just been a witness to an excessive weekend. Can I arrive after midnight on Friday? he asks, and I pull a face he c...") (current)
  • 18:22, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,365). . N Neighbour(Created page with "Memories from the pub. She's familiar, hello, how do I know you? Oh! My old neighbour! Hello, how are you? There's an unwritten social contract with neighbours - you pretend y...") (current)
  • 18:21, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+811). . N Miniature Evil Ones(Created page with "Dream. I leave the festival and find what looks like an overgrown Hobbit hole with a huge steel door. 'Danger!' 'No entry!' the signs say, so I push the door open and go ins...") (current)
  • 18:20, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,042). . N Hi-vis jackets at the door(Created page with "Hi-vis jackets at the door, that means a slam in the face normally, I pause though, door ready, and listen to their anxious-sounding spiel: 'We're from United Utilities,' I fr...") (current)
  • 18:18, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,097). . N Brexit(Created page with "Pre-Brexit, that is (sadly) Everywhere I turn people are talking referendum, and it seems like there's no point in debating anymore as everyone's made up their minds, like a...") (current)
  • 18:12, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,319). . N Upscale tea(Created page with "Dream. There's someone in my apartment, the door is unlocked. I sneak in and listen, stealthily pace to the lounge where I pull out a shotgun from under the sofa. I start to...") (current)
  • 18:00, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+983). . N Mammoth(Created page with "Dream. A kind of water world in the north west of England, I'm living on a speedboat with a small cabin, miserably. The huge warehouse near my mooring has been busy recently...") (current)
  • 17:58, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,635). . N Adventures in Scarborough(Created page with "Adventures in Scarborough. It's 9pm and we're sitting on a bench overlooking the North Beach, drinking wine. A decidedly well-worn couple sit at the bench next to us, 'Alrig...") (current)
  • 17:56, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+993). . N Shower queue(Created page with "Adventures at festivals. Shower queue, the dirty are resigned to a long wait. The 50-something couple at the front are talking, 'Shall we double up?' she says. 'Oh yeah,' he...") (current)
  • 17:55, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+970). . N Ogre(Created page with "Dream. A strange muddy world. The ogre-thing is throwing knives at passersby, trying to goad them into a fight. I narrowly dodge one thrown at my head, hey! that was close....") (current)
  • 17:53, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,061). . N Three brothers(Created page with "Dream. It's impossible to progress easily through the dense, flooded English jungle, and the monkeys bite. In a clearing, cold and wet, I find a cabin where three brothers l...") (current)
  • 17:49, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+8). . Waiting for something(current)
  • 17:49, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+411). . N Waiting for something(Created page with "Two builders outside are standing around talking as I put the cover on my bike. 'I didn't think you had a bird.' 'What?' 'I didn't think you had a bird.' (defensively) 'I d...")
  • 17:45, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+577). . N Wasps again(Created page with "Wasps. I want to be better with wasps, but I seem incapable. They seem to want to enter my ears, the noise is intolerable, the urge to flail and flee and prevent their entra...") (current)
  • 17:44, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+801). . N Stone age(Created page with "And in other Morecambe news, the 56-year-old mugging victim said, "I lashed out, and he swung a piece of sandstone at me." The holdup weapon of choice in Morecambe these days...") (current)
  • 17:43, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,151). . N Muddy runway(Created page with "Dream. I pick up the airbnb guest from the muddy runway on a disability scooter. He says nothing as he sits in the luggage rack holding his suitcase over side and we set off...") (current)
  • 17:41, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,587). . N Airbnb photography(Created page with "Adventures in visiting Airbnb photographers. From the bedroom window I can see her knocking timidly on the wrong door across the street. I go downstairs and lean in the doorwa...") (current)
  • 17:40, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+879). . N Frozen cat(Created page with "Dream. The soldier beckons me over silently. I step round the tipped over chairs, old shoes and glass to the door he's found. With a serious look he pulls it slowly open rev...") (current)
  • 17:34, 20 September 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,299). . N Wasps in the mouth(Created page with "Wasps. I don't like wasps much. They always seem to want to enter my ears, or chew my lips. So, I enter my tent and there are about twelve trapped in the top. *strangled yel...") (current)
  • 09:05, 9 June 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,240). . N Black Boy(Created page with "Dream. Delhi, post apocalypse, I'm travelling back to the camp through broken streets of smashed glass, litter and burnt out vehicles, there are hardly any people left. A st...") (current)
  • 15:19, 6 June 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+739). . N Yggdrasil(Created page with "Dream. In the vast database there are a number of entries with no index, each denoted by 'NaN' and a name only. Some helpful soul has decided to give them all indexes, why n...") (current)
  • 15:49, 1 June 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1). . m The Church(current)
  • 15:49, 1 June 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+915). . N The Church(Created page with "Dream. The church is dark inside, black roses burn next to open coffins, each containing parts of corpses dressed up in their old finery. Piled up around each body are old p...")
  • 08:25, 24 May 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+791). . N Sticky Cows(Created page with "Dream. The sticky cows are lively and have seen me, they run over and wait in the shadows, just out of the light. I jump over the fence and start running fast, a sticky cow...") (current)
  • 08:25, 24 May 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+972). . N King in Disguise(Created page with "Dream. I was happy as advisor to the King and his young son, I took the Prince for long walks and taught him swordplay, his father like my brother. So then why did I enginee...") (current)
  • 15:07, 19 May 2016 (diff | hist) . . (-126). . Dungeon of Cards(current)
  • 14:55, 19 May 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+2). . m Dungeon of Cards
  • 14:55, 19 May 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1). . m Dungeon of Cards
  • 14:54, 19 May 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+6,234). . N Dungeon of Cards(Created page with "A card game I invented, but never played, I just imagined it over a few sleepless nights. No idea if it works. '''Dungeon of Cards''' Black cards - walls, no points, no scor...")
  • 09:20, 13 May 2016 (diff | hist) . . (-21). . m India May 8 2014 Journal(current)
  • 09:10, 13 May 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+4). . m India May 8 2014 Journal
  • 09:09, 13 May 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+9,817). . N India May 8 2014 Journal(Created page with "Indian Journal 8th May, Thursday. Chandigarh, Sector 35, Gravity Hotel. (Sectory 35, Gravity Hotel sounds like the setting for a crime in a Science Fiction novel). One pair...")
  • 11:50, 11 May 2016 (diff | hist) . . (-15). . Lottery(current)
  • 11:48, 11 May 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+5,847). . N India May 6 2014 Journal(Created page with "Indian Journal 6th May. Delhi. A lot to cram into one day. Finally arrive after uneventful but sleepless flight. Doha, meh - pretty flares at night from gas burning, littl...") (current)
  • 11:46, 11 May 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,264). . N India May 5 2014 Journal(Created page with "India Journal 5th May. Monday. The only notable event of the day so far was the security check. An old hand, I empty everything from pockets into my bag whilst in the very l...") (current)
  • 11:31, 23 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,359). . N Lakshmi(Created page with "Dream. I've led Lakshmi here, into the shady, fabric-sided hut of Geetesh. She sits at a table and Geetesh sits at the far end trying to look calm smoking a cigarette. 'Look...") (current)
  • 11:30, 23 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+955). . N Trump(Created page with "Dream. Cards with the faculty. I'm not sure what we're playing for, but it seems important by the way people are sweating. And the fact that Donald Trump is sitting next to...") (current)
  • 11:29, 23 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+951). . N Mousy Brown Hair(Created page with "Dream. I kiss the woman with the mousy brown hair, it's dark and she's warm but we have to go. We get dressed in what looks suspiciously like the cubicles from the swimming...") (current)
  • 11:29, 23 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+788). . N Another Lucid Dream(Created page with "Lucid dream. I've been awake for two hours trying to sleep, then I slip into weird hyperreality. There's a new window in my bedroom and in the corner an old woman is sitting...") (current)
  • 11:27, 23 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+689). . N More Dogs(Created page with "Dogs. I'm dog sitting today. Two, what are they called? Yes, beige dogs. The kind that can run at 60pmh for sixteen hours at a time. I'm instructed to let them out for a whi...") (current)
  • 11:27, 23 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+574). . N Nightmare(Created page with "Nightmares. I haven't been dreaming much for a while then last night had cheese on toast before bed and woke in terror at 3am. After a dream about a murderous green man with...") (current)
  • 11:26, 23 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+800). . Wardrobe(current)
  • 11:25, 23 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+705). . N Bulb(Created page with "Middle of the night, terrible dream about cutting the 'bad' flesh off a friend's stomach with a scalpel, I wake up uneasy. Pitch black. My new room is very dark - blackout cur...") (current)
  • 11:24, 23 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,461). . N Adventures in mundania(Created page with "Adventures in mundania. I trudge up the endless gravel drive and contemplate wealth. It's dark and raining a little and the door is dimly lit, a giant door, a door of wealth...") (current)
  • 11:23, 23 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,594). . N Adventures with my neighbours(Created page with "Adventures with my neighbours. BBC Essential Death & Horror Sound Effects (Volume 2), effect #7 'Three Screams (Female)'. I wake up with a start, I'd been dreaming - I was i...") (current)
  • 11:21, 23 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,834). . N Wardrobe(Created page with "The wardrobe saga. The ancient man, in his seventies perhaps, is carrying the heavy wooden wardrobe, alone, down the dark street in the wind and rain. He's making rattling,...")
  • 11:20, 23 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+546). . N Missile(Created page with "Dream. On the space station I go a little mad. Space madness, it's a thing. I'm designing a missile, a defensive weapon that is capable of carrying nuclear warheads to any c...") (current)
  • 11:19, 23 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+515). . N Children of Men(Created page with "Dream Dream. All the parents of children have vanished in some kind of global disaster and this is particularly bad as I seem to be a child. The man tells me that we're lucky...") (current)
  • 16:42, 4 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+890). . N Crime Boss(Created page with "Dream. 300pxThe crime boss comes in and sits down at the desk opposite me. Is that Vincent D'Onofrio? No, it looks like him though, but built l...") (current)
  • 16:42, 4 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+147). . N File:Crime boss.jpg(Not my image. The crime boss comes in and sits down at the desk opposite me. Is that Vincent D'Onofrio? No, it looks like him though Crime Boss) (current)
  • 10:11, 2 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,755). . N Green Man(Created page with "Dream. 300pxNightmare. Lonely house, the 1970s, I think the the green man is inside. I was in the hallway and I saw the thin, green arm reach...") (current)
  • 10:10, 2 March 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+67). . N File:Green man.jpg(Not my image. A murderous green man in a 1970s house. Green Man) (current)
  • 13:26, 20 February 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,802). . N Advent(Created page with "Dream. 300pxWe wait for her on the sofa, I'm naked under a blanket. Why didn't I put some pants on, I wonder, as she arrives. She's beautiful, sh...") (current)
  • 13:25, 20 February 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+114). . N File:Comfort.jpeg(Not my image. A woman comforts a man, perhaps he's blind and dying on a battlefield in a mythical past. Advent) (current)
  • 21:45, 1 February 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+40). . India May 15 2014 Journal(current)
  • 21:44, 1 February 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+61). . N File:20140515 120440.jpg(Old Manali, a view from Geeta Cottages guest house. May 2014.) (current)
  • 21:40, 1 February 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,272). . N India May 15 2014 Journal(Created page with "Indian Journal 15th May 2014, Thursday. Manali. Hot. 2.30pm Despite insomnia I was up at 8am, searched for food but only the grubbiest little dhaba was open and I couldn't f...")
  • 14:49, 27 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+879). . Honduras 2000(current)
  • 14:47, 27 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+395). . Honduras 2000
  • 14:46, 27 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+3,090). . N Honduras 2000(Created page with " An old email from Honduras in 2000. A curiosity is all. Honduras 2000 Tela 3rd February 2000 (email) So, we bought our machete and left Guatemala via the sleazy port town...")
  • 14:40, 27 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+104). . Guatemala 1999 Emails(current)
  • 14:39, 27 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+10,476). . N Guatemala 1999 Emails(Created page with "Guatemala 1999-2000 Antigua 6th October (email) ¡Hola all! how's life? Haven't moved. I am still in Antigua. Knocked myself to the floor to produce a rather nice head sc...")
  • 14:33, 27 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+3,621). . N Mexico 1999 Emails(Created page with " I have a journal somewhere, I'll type it up some day, these are just a couple of emails I'd sent and found, not well written but of interest anyway. Mexico 1999 Cancun...") (current)
  • 14:28, 27 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+5,139). . N Turkey 1999(Created page with " A curiosity due to age, old emails, not well written. Turkey 1999 Kusadasi, 2nd August 1999 (email) Hot and steamy Turkey. West coast, feelýng rather týred after a 24...") (current)
  • 14:25, 27 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,258). . Greece August 2 1999 Email(current)
  • 14:21, 27 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,436). . N Greece August 2 1999 Email(Created page with "Athens, 2nd August 1999 (email) Dear All, you must excuse the circular and less than personal nature of this mail, but time is money on the Greek internet, let me tell you...")
  • 11:47, 18 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,090). . N Gardener(Created page with "Dream. The new house is a lot larger than I thought, in fact, it appears to be some kind of millionaire's seaside penthouse that sprawls over several floors. Guests have bee...") (current)
  • 11:05, 8 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+972). . N Criminals(Created page with "Dream. rightIn the future, criminals are de-sexed before being shipped to asteroids for hard labour, mining resources. The whole process is automate...") (current)
  • 11:04, 8 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+167). . N File:Man in cube.jpg(Not my image. Imagine being folded into a medical cube, and not one that's healing you, but one that is preparing you for... wait, no, it's too horrible. Prisoners) (current)
  • 10:29, 7 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+1,645). . N Lucid dream(Created page with "Dream. Lucid dream. I haven't been able to sleep since 6am when a phone chirruped in the dark. Go to the toilet, restless, I do some mental exercises to try and fall asleep....") (current)
  • 09:34, 5 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+806). . N Tentacles(Created page with "Dream. 300pxI'm pushed first into the cave, something seems to have awoken in there. I edge forward. It's a kind of gho...") (current)
  • 09:34, 5 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+225). . N File:Woman with tentacles robert forest.jpg(Not my image. I think it's by Robert Forest Designs, found on an Etsy page that no longer works. A woman with tentacles reaches out for you but you panic and stumble and thrust a sword through her, how sad. See Tentacles.) (current)
  • 13:00, 2 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+801). . N Portrait(Created page with "Dream. rightI'm going to visit a friend in prison but the policeman on the gate won't let me in without my National Identity Card. 'My what?' I...") (current)
  • 12:59, 2 January 2016 (diff | hist) . . (+89). . N File:Portrait machine.jpg(Not my image. Imagine using a portrait from one of these as an ID photo. See Portrait) (current)
  • 10:40, 22 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+570). . N Pitbulls(Created page with "Dream. 300pxUndercover policeman, I open a fake business to get close to the marks, it's a care home for psychotic and dangerous dogs that are no...") (current)
  • 10:40, 22 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+138). . N File:Pitbull.jpg(Not my image. In a school for unwanted, dangerous dogs, you might find these little fellas dropped off, unloved. See the dream 'pitbulls'.) (current)
  • 11:10, 14 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+819). . N Stephen Fry(Created page with "Dream. I'm walking around my office, Stephen Fry has been entertaining me with cocktails and now I'm a bit late and a bit drunk. There's something not right. What time is it...") (current)
  • 13:11, 11 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+791). . N Spider(Created page with "Snippet Now I like spiders, outside (and at a distance), or those spindly vibrating ones in ceiling corners. But... a giant long-legged black house spider just raced across t...") (current)
  • 13:10, 11 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+384). . N CEX(Created page with "Snippet Buying a second hand item in CEX. 'This is the cheapest place in town to buy this.' I tell the sales assistant. 'Oh? Well, I guess we're just cheap!' he laughs. 'Ye...") (current)
  • 13:08, 11 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+450). . N It has.. lights?(Created page with "Snippet Typing on my laptop in bed, curtains still closed, get in the sea, morning, I accidentally press the function key and right arrow together and my KEYBOARD LIGHTS UP....") (current)
  • 13:07, 11 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+537). . N Back to bed(Created page with "Snippet I've been a bit under the weather, not really leaving bed since Sunday evening until now. Strange dreams of the end of the world where everyone speaks a language I do...") (current)
  • 13:04, 11 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,573). . N Mariehamn(Created page with "Snippets The missing 12,000 residents of Mariehamn all seem to be in the anxiety-inducing 'Park' pub where a cover band called 'The Rewinds' play, and women dance with wild a...") (current)
  • 13:00, 11 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+584). . N Cents(Created page with "Snippet Doing Finland 'like a pro' #16: Can of 'Turka Cola' is 99 cents. Take it to the till and hand over 1 Euro. Wait for change. Look the cashier in the eye as her smile f...") (current)
  • 12:58, 11 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,213). . N Brandy(Created page with "Snippet Brandy. I don't even like brandy. So I blame the second huge goblet of the stuff for what happened next. We're at X's parents and somewhat tipsy. I go to the toilet a...") (current)
  • 12:54, 11 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+737). . N Sleep paralysis(Created page with "Snippet So tired, alone in the flat, I head back to bed for a half hour nap before I start work. The washing machine is on, so I close the bedroom door. Muffled washing noise...") (current)
  • 12:53, 11 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+148). . N OCD charity shop worker(Created page with "Snippets The passive aggressive anger of an OCD charity shop worker. File:Ocd_anger.jpg {{#TwitterFBLike:|small|like}} category:snippets") (current)
  • 12:52, 11 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+103). . N File:Ocd anger.jpg(The passive aggressive anger of an OCD charity shop worker. My image, use only with attribution please.) (current)
  • 12:50, 11 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,333). . N Conan the Barbarian(Created page with "Snippets Things that have broken in the house since I moved in #97: The cooker. I honestly didn't really do much here except press the hob button down to trigger ignition. Sp...") (current)
  • 12:48, 11 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+438). . N Jeremy Corbyn(Created page with "Snippets | Dreams In my dream last night there had been a zombie apocalypse and everyone was moaning that Jeremy Corbyn wouldn't be tough enough on the zombie menace. He put...") (current)
  • 12:45, 11 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,274). . N Side-effects(Created page with "Snippets Chatting to my Dad on the phone. He tells me that he was reading the warnings on some pills the doctor had prescribed for him and one of the side-effects to look out...") (current)
  • 12:41, 11 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,128). . N Fever(Created page with "Snippets Fever. Restless, the ceiling fan whirs, I can hear helicopters. God I need to wee, my god it's so hot. I roll out of bed and contemplate the world from hands and kne...") (current)
  • 12:39, 11 December 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,121). . N Corporate Assassin(Created page with "Snippets The local corner shop. I'm selecting from amongst the cheapest maize-based snacks - I have an occasional weakness for things like 'Bobby's Cheese Curls'. 'You look l...") (current)

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