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Two builders outside are standing around talking as I put the cover on my bike.  
 
Two builders outside are standing around talking as I put the cover on my bike.  
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'I didn't think you had a bird.'
 
'I didn't think you had a bird.'
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'What?'  
 
'What?'  
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'I didn't think you had a bird.'  
 
'I didn't think you had a bird.'  
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(defensively) 'I do have a bird!'
 
(defensively) 'I do have a bird!'
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'Well, I didn't think you had one.'  
 
'Well, I didn't think you had one.'  
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'Why? (suspiciously) Did you think I was gay?'
 
'Why? (suspiciously) Did you think I was gay?'
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'No. (long pause) But I didn't think you had a bird.'  
 
'No. (long pause) But I didn't think you had a bird.'  
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(it goes on)
 
(it goes on)
  

Latest revision as of 17:49, 20 September 2016

Two builders outside are standing around talking as I put the cover on my bike.

'I didn't think you had a bird.'

'What?'

'I didn't think you had a bird.'

(defensively) 'I do have a bird!'

'Well, I didn't think you had one.'

'Why? (suspiciously) Did you think I was gay?'

'No. (long pause) But I didn't think you had a bird.'

(it goes on)

Like Waiting for Godot for our modern times.